Just like the name says. This is just old school saponified lard. Low lather, mild, and moisturizing, this is the stuff your grandpa probably had his mouth washed out with. I know mine did. A lot.
This is about as basic as we get here at Dirty Bird, until we start leaching ash ourselves. I can tell you that that probably won’t happen until some sort of apocalyptic calamity hits. Zombie or otherwise.
This soap is safe for pets, as it contains no harmful chemicals. That doesn’t mean that they will like it any more, but at least you can get soaked knowing that their nice shiny coat is a labour of love.
PH – 7-9
Colour – white
Hardness – Late 90s Bruce Willis